Berlusconi shouldn't be fucking with the youngers.

Lost a pint of blood, after getting hit with a statue... of a building. A STATUE?! I hear you say. How on earth can someone get away with carrying a statue of a cathedral around with them, isn't there some high level security for these kind of public figures? I guess not. Others, like Obama, should key up, before they get hit with other inanimate objects.

I'm thinking something along the lines of:

Print screen job.

What next.